thiccthot:

me when im the center of attention: *uncomfortable*
me when im not the center of attention: *uncomfortable*

kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

image

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

me in car: *driving down the road*
stranger in car: *flashes lights at me to let me know there's a cop ahead*
me: .........
stranger: ............
me: what are we?
king-joaquin:

thinking-kills-happiness:

30 years later and piper and Alex are still in prison…

LMAO

king-joaquin:

thinking-kills-happiness:

30 years later and piper and Alex are still in prison…

LMAO

pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015