This band is too fucking real
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this