whatfulllipsyouhave:

edgebug:

so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

thirstfollower:

thirstfollower:

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hell yeah 420 blaze it hmu with some weed 

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ha. ha i mean 420 blaze it in church… pulling weeds from the ground i love clean churches!! 

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

unfollower:

if tumblr is so accepting than why is it that i, a straight man, 

imaginebriana:

whatmayiaskareyou:

patientlights:

patientlights:

me sweet talking my boyfriend


my boyfriend sweet talking me 

The relationship I’ve never had

She called him a noodle and I’m going into a cardiac arrest

imaginebriana:

whatmayiaskareyou:

patientlights:

patientlights:

me sweet talking my boyfriend

my boyfriend sweet talking me 

The relationship I’ve never had

She called him a noodle and I’m going into a cardiac arrest

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

steveaokiofficial:

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

************

creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

hilarydank:

*sends a friendly nude to show im here 4 u*