poryqon:

kramergate:

mesovideo:

waterproof watches sold in bags of water, and you get to keep the water

this is not true. i purshased one of these watches and as soon as i removed the watch from the liquid an operative in a suit approached me and forcefully repossessed the water. i tried to drink what i could but he was strong and i was weak

god imagine buying one of these at the local Kohls and it spilling dumb watch water all over your new shirts that youve been saving your kohls cash up for